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Closet Clothes Addict.
Aug 22nd
As of today, at 10:31pm August 22, 2011, I, Dani Rice, will not buy brand new clothes for a year……Unless, I lose 25pounds. Â I feel that it is only fair to myself and gives me an incentive to stay on the right track. Â Okay, for every 20….no, 15 pounds I lose, I can buy new clothes. Â There. Â That’s it. Â That’s my statement for the evening. Â This, my friends, is my new, just over the middle of the year resolution. Â Until August 21st of 2012 we will see how much I live up to it.
I, like Amy, am trying to pave my way to a new, healthier, fitter me. Â I feel pretty good about it, too, however, last week I pulled my calf muscle twice and was told by the doctor to give my sprained muscle some rest. Â The truth is I want some damn fried chicken!!! Â Crispy, greasy, spicy, saucy chicken legs with some blue cheese dressing, and a mississippi mud pie. Â I want some southern cooking Paula Dean style with butter and lard drenched cinnamin rolls for breakfast and desert.
I did have a bag…an entire bag of Lindt Hazelnut Milk Chocolate Balls all to myself Saturday and it was amazing. Â I truly believe that God had a couple bunnies….Easter bunnies, that shat out amazing round turds that were beautifully wrapped and packaged in darling, easy-to-tote bags just so I can carry them around and eat every one of those amazing bunny droplets just for my heart’s content. Â This is real proof that not only does God exist, but also really loves me. Â My personal trainer would say otherwise, and it was clear to him today to see me so bloated. Â I wish I had lied about the delicious bunny droppings but I owned up to it and my arms paid for it in result.
Needless to say, I enjoy buying brand new clothes, and I have a very small handful of shop that I really like to go to when my desires need to be met. Â I have come to the realization I have spent way too much money on clothes this year alone and I have enough that really could last me a year without having to spend more money. Â So, in what I am hoping to knock out in one stone is to not buy clothes until I hit a 15 pound goal. Â After 15 pounds is lost, I can buy myself one entire outfit..accessories included, until I hit my goal weight, in which I would definitely need to be rewarded with 3 brand new outfits. Â This gives me at least 6 brand new outfits. Â I find this to be worthy realistic goals I can set for myself that I can achieve.
I just wish my calf could heal sooner. Â 😉